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Cristiano Ronaldo wore sunglasses during sex
During Manchester United’s 1-0 win over Roma in October last year, orgy expert Cristiano Ronaldo picked up a black eye, following some rough housing from Mirko Vucinic. At a press conference a few days later, he wore sunglasses and a baseball cap, and nonchalantly shrugged: ‘It’s OK, in four or five days I will be beautiful again.”
Ronny’s aesthetic setback, however, didn’t halt the steam train that is his unquenchable libido. A friend who writes for a national newspaper sent me the following tale of unquestionable vanity:
“My best friend’s cousin was working as a promotions girl at the Trafford Centre in Manchester, when Cristiano Ronaldo noticed her. He was wearing a baseball cap and big sunglasses to cover a black eye, but he still managed to get her number. The next day, he had his agent arrange a date between the two of them.
“They went out to a fancy restaurant, and Ronaldo kept his sunglasses on in the dimly-lit room. Afterwards, they both retired to a hotel room his agent had booked for the night. They had sex, but Ronaldo didn’t take his sunglasses off for the entire ordeal. Unsurprisingly, she found this a little offensive."
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